What's that? Oh. You want EVERYTHING from 1978 to present? Ok buddy. You asked for it.

Dump truck driver
"Beeep. Beeep. Beeeeeeeep. Backing up the dump trunk. We've got a discovery request coming in for a Mister..."

Confused lawyer
"Wait! Stop! I only asked for all documents from 1978 to present that contained the word 'the*'. This can't be right, is it? It will take me a light year to get through this data. And why is it all in TIFF format? Where are the originals?"

Dump truck driver
"Sorry pal. I just work here. Please move. There's a ton of data here to unload and I don't have all day."

Confused lawyer
"Ugh. Fine. Just set it right here. 'How in the heck am I going to get through this mess in time for trial?'"

"Wait wait wait! Not right there! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Dump truck driver
Oh boy. Not another one.

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