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Discovery Request T-Shirt

May 1, 2014  |  1 min read


What's that? Oh. You want EVERYTHING from 1978 to present? Ok buddy. You asked for it.

Dump truck driver
"Beeep. Beeep. Beeeeeeeep. Backing up the dump trunk. We've got a discovery request coming in for a Mister..."

Confused lawyer
"Wait! Stop! I only asked for all documents from 1978 to present that contained the word 'the*'. This can't be right, is it? It will take me a light year to get through this data. And why is it all in TIFF format? Where are the originals?"

Dump truck driver
"Sorry pal. I just work here. Please move. There's a ton of data here to unload and I don't have all day."

Confused lawyer
"Ugh. Fine. Just set it right here. 'How in the heck am I going to get through this mess in time for trial?'"

"Wait wait wait! Not right there! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Dump truck driver
Oh boy. Not another one.

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